Choose your chaos

Brokie to Market Wolf

Pick a broke investor with a questionable backstory. Each one starts with different cash, debt, skill, reputation, stress, and a weird advantage.

Net Worth -$1,610
District Job Board
Leader No leader

Street-level investor RPG

Brokie to Market Wolf

Rank: Brokie With A Phone

Your investor

Unpicked Rookie

Choose a character to begin the run.

Trait: None
Cash $240
Portfolio $0
Debt $1,850
Week 1
Net Worth -$1,610
Win Streak 0
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Next Rent 3 weeks
Risk Heat Low
Best Net Worth -$1,610
Missed Bills 0/3

Weekly stance

Choose Your Risk Mode

Balanced

Contract board

Take A Timed Bet

No contract

Live market

Choppy open

Newswire

Morning Forecast

Market
Roger Dolan investor game panel art

Pick a character to see next week's rumor.

Forecast will appear here.

Story

The Couch Portfolio

Rent is due, your phone has one cracked corner, and every finance influencer sounds rich except you. Build a real bankroll before the city eats your lunch money.

Goal: reach $2,500 net worth while keeping stress under 85.

Run objectives

Short-Term Wins

0/3

Street pressure

Next Boss Event

Week 6

The city throws a bigger problem at you every few weeks. Keep cash and stress under control.

City map

Pick This Week's Move

Job Board

Opportunity desk

Street Deals

Perks shop

Buy An Edge

0 owned

Photo reel

Investor Spotlight

Rotating
Investor portrait

The city keeps receipts. So do your rivals.

Rival investors

Street Leaderboard

No leader yet

Rival battle

Showdown Arena

Pick a rival

Real market mini game

Live Stock Pit

Waiting for quotes
Game Cash $10,000
Stock Equity $0
Mini P/L $0
Pit Missions 0 complete

Trade desk

Place A Move

No asset selected
$100

City feed

What Just Happened

Trophy case

Achievements

0/9

Strategy Notes